• Gaston: I only wished to save her
  • Maleficent: I only wished to be invited to the party
  • Scar: I only wished to improve relations between the races
  • Captain Hook: I only wished to teach the boy a responsibility-
  • Ursula: I only wished to give the people a voice
  • Captain Hook: -so he wouldn't end up like me
  • Cruella De Vil: I only wished to have a coat made out of puppies.
  • Jafar: WHAT IS WRONG WITH YOU
  • Gaston: THAT'S HORRIBLE
  • Maleficent: WHY WOULD YOU DO THAT?

littleladykins:

andshesgoldblooded:

“this leaves men confused and unable to pigeonhole you. What they are forced to do instead is… take you seriously.”

I will never not reblog

Forever reblogging

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gocommandomusic:

"Courtin’ is as courtin’ does." ~Pete Seeger

deanharrisackles:

The Family that Derps Together, Stays Together

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likespoliticsandprettythings:

weteevee:

parents when they can’t get a hold of you: “i called TWICE AND YOU DIDN’T PICK UP”

me when i can’t get a hold of my parents: “I BROKE MY LEG. I CALLED UR CELL 11 TIMES, UR WORK PHONE 7 TIMES, AND SENT YOU 23 TEXTS, AND NO RESPONSE”

my parents: “wow sorry i was busy”

WHY IS THIS THE ACTUAL ABSOLUTE TRUTH?????

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sourcedumal:

His and Her Royal Highness

Queen Constantina and King Maximillion!!!!

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the-ballad-of-peter-pettigrew:

(Sirius Black at 2am in the Gryffindor dormitory)

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midorieyes:

nbchannibal:

I came out to have a good time and I’m honestly feeling so attacked right now.

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Bloke I went to college with, he’s doing amazingly. And he thinks that I am a window cleaner! A window cleaner!

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