- Gaston: I only wished to save her
- Maleficent: I only wished to be invited to the party
- Scar: I only wished to improve relations between the races
- Captain Hook: I only wished to teach the boy a responsibility-
- Ursula: I only wished to give the people a voice
- Captain Hook: -so he wouldn't end up like me
- Cruella De Vil: I only wished to have a coat made out of puppies.
- Jafar: WHAT IS WRONG WITH YOU
- Gaston: THAT'S HORRIBLE
- Maleficent: WHY WOULD YOU DO THAT?
parents when they can’t get a hold of you: “i called TWICE AND YOU DIDN’T PICK UP”
me when i can’t get a hold of my parents: “I BROKE MY LEG. I CALLED UR CELL 11 TIMES, UR WORK PHONE 7 TIMES, AND SENT YOU 23 TEXTS, AND NO RESPONSE”
my parents: “wow sorry i was busy”
WHY IS THIS THE ACTUAL ABSOLUTE TRUTH?????